Real comedy

Maybe Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand could learn what real comedy is all about from Bill Bailey? 

I’m English and as such, crave disappointment


Inappropriate humour

A Christians, there is always stuff that is totally inappropriate and probably something we shouldn’t laugh at…

..but sometimes you just have to see the funny side!

Below is what you need to do if you’re stuck on a plane with an annoying person sitting next to you.

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up.

4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

6. Then click here.


Drinking: Yorkshire tea

Eating: Apricot Activia yoghurt

Writing: article on debt advice

Listening to: Front Page by Matthew Collins (interspersed with banging from nearby building site)

Looking out of window at:  Looming dark clouds approaching

Wishing: I was on my mountain bike in Fernie, on my snowboard in Ruapehu or on my bodyboard in Polzeath